Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It

The Haymarket,
Friday 14 November 2025,
7.30pm,
Tickets: £24 (includes £4 booking fee).

Hal Cruttenden is back at The Haymarket with a brand-new show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.

 With his trademark hard-hitting 'take no prisoners' comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!), he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics, and the fact that his daughters love him but don't respect him. He believes that, after you've seen the show, you'll feel exactly the same way.

 Hal is one of the top comedians working today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor.

 His last tour was extended four times, and he's one of a select number of comics to have done Live at the Apollo three times, and the Royal Variety twice. TV appearances also include Have I Got News for You, The Apprentice: You're Fired, The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice, and Would I Lie to You?.

 The show is suitable for ages 16 and over. Contact the Anvil Arts box office on 01256 844244 or visit anvilarts.org.uk.